Findings:
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- People who carp about their jobs
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- cat haters
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- The bored who complain
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- The other people who hate war
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Know your pets
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- play dumb
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Things people put up their butts
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Dead links in writeups
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Capitalize, please
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- What They Did To the Desert People
- people who don't exist
- And People Say Supermarkets are Boring
- The Knights Who say Ni!
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Tough Beans they say (user)
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- What I hate about working on code with others
- What loan words say about a society
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- You become the people you hate
- Why people who jog live longer
- Love isn't about fixing people
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Ground rush
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- They Say That Hope is Happiness
- Judging women by their books
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Things you give people that they keep
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Something I hate about email
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- In God we trust? Who says?
- They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- Bitch Quest 2009 - Who's the Bitch?
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- They say you're a man with true grit.
- they say
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- we who are about to die salute you
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- They who monitor the Internet
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Taking things at surface value
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- Does hate scare people?
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
- Who says violence solves nothing?
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- Everything popularity contest
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
- People who love FTP
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
- But who codes the coders?
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- people who wear camo
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
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