Findings:
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- play dumb
- A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- cat haters
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- You're either with us or you're against us
- They who monitor the Internet
- Know your pets
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- Who are "they" anyway?
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Capitalize, please
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
- Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- Things people put up their butts
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- People who died laughing
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
- Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
- People want what they cannot have
- People who don't read
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- All good men are either gay or married
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- But who nodes the noders?
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- Ground rush
- Rednecks hating Canada
- And People Say Supermarkets are Boring
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Using a command line
- people who wear camo
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- People who use Windows
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- Type A blood
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- The other people who hate war
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- The Knights Who say Ni!
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Who are wise in love, love most, say least
- The Princess Who Kicked Butt
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- Either/Or
- How to herd people in public
- Music need not be popular to be good
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- Dead links in writeups
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- People don't flail when they die
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- White guys who say "-izzle"
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Why people who jog live longer
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- They Say that in the Army
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- The bored who complain
- Two people who are not touching
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- To those who know who they are
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Flaunting your sexuality
- (Listen to the) Flower People
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Things you give people that they keep
- When you kill people they die
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- They are all pretty but fading.
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- What They Did To the Desert People
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
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