Findings:
- They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- play dumb
- cat haters
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
- White guys who say "-izzle"
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Two people who are not touching
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- Things people put up their butts
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- You're either with us or you're against us
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- The other people who hate war
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Capitalize, please
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- But who nodes the noders?
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- People who don't smoke will never die
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- They say it's never too late
- drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- To those who know who they are
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- What They Did To the Desert People
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- How to herd people in public
- how i got here; or Who do I think I am?
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Ground rush
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- people who don't exist
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- In God we trust? Who says?
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Dead links in writeups
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- They Say That Hope is Happiness
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- People who are not anarchists
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Tough Beans they say (user)
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Either/Or
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Or were they chords of sun?
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- People want what they cannot have
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- They who monitor the Internet
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Using a command line
- Who are "they" anyway?
- Girl gangstas
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- The bored who complain
- Music need not be popular to be good
- People who use Windows
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- People who died laughing
- An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- (Listen to the) Flower People
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- Type A blood
- But who codes the coders?
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- You say you love; but with a voice
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- Swimming pool injury
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- But what are they really thinking?
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Why people who jog live longer
- The Knights Who say Ni!
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Who are wise in love, love most, say least
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The rules of pool are not selective
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Taking things at surface value
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- people who wear camo
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