Findings:

• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Why old people piss me off
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who don't read
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Read things that piss other people off
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• all of these people are me
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Where people go when people die
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• cat haters
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• The bored who complain
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• read to me
• May those who are born after me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• There are only three kinds of people
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Flaunting your sexuality
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Capitalize, please
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• People who use Windows
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• People confuse me
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• These people are still happening to me
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• let me know who you are now.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Read Me (collaboration)
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• People listen to me? WTF
• The stranger who hates me
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• read only
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Taking things at surface value
• Dead links in writeups
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• play dumb
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Know your pets
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• The rules of pool are not selective
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• How fast can blind people read?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• sometimes people are hard to read
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• People just expect things from me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• People without spines annoy me.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• You people disgust me
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• She only wants me for tech support
• She only wants me for sex
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• Women only like me for my mind
• who me (user)
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• She asked me to read her a poem
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• who did this to me?
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Programmable Read-Only Memory
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Famous people with only one testicle
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason

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