Findings:
- play dumb
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- cat haters
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- How to seem dumber than you really are
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Music need not be popular to be good
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Indigenous people are better than you
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- Rebeca Martinez
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- People want what they cannot have
- Automobile tire pressure
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Who you really are
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- The man who refused to be King
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Treatment of corporations
- Capitalize, please
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- People who use Windows
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- People who are not anarchists
- people who wear camo
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Things never were what they used to be
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
- People who love FTP
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Ground rush
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- We are what we pretend to be
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- The other people who hate war
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Dead links in writeups
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Why people who jog live longer
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Who Will Be There
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- People don't flail when they die
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- To those who know who they are
- What can be better than that?
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Who are "they" anyway?
- The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Things you give people that they keep
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- just because they never bothered to really do
- if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
- University students can be really stupid
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- There are times when they seem to be right
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- you pretend to be the moon
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- Flaunting your sexuality
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- People who died laughing
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Be something... be anything other than this
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