• People who think they have to double-click everything
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Using a command line
• Know your pets
• Type A blood
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The other people who hate war
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Two people who are not touching
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• The rules of pool are not selective
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• worse things have happened to better people
• Flaunting your sexuality
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• People who use Windows
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Capitalize, please
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Why people who jog live longer
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• People who don't read
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• People who are not anarchists
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Taking things at surface value
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Music need not be popular to be good
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• people who don't exist
• How to "Have People"
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Animals people have sex with
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who don't smoke will never die
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• People who died laughing
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• People who love FTP
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Dead people I have known
• Actors who have played Hitler
• play dumb
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• People want what they cannot have
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• cat haters
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The bored who complain
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• people who wear camo
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Dead links in writeups
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• you people are cruel
• Things You People Wouldn't Believe
• First Prince of the Sword
• The Ball and the Sword
• Sword of Mana
• The Who
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Who's your deity?
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• Who is responsible for censorship?
• May those who are born after me
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• who invented Preparation H
• Sing Praise to God Who Reigns Above
• Have Blue (user)
• The Man who Died
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I have a dream
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Who's counting?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Who's Jacqui Potts?
• I have this delusion
• Who is Cletis Tout?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Envy is a bitch who smiles and blows smokerings
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• A reason to drink
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
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