• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Using a command line
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Type A blood
• Know your pets
• play dumb
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People who died laughing
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• People who use Windows
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• people who wear camo
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• How to "Have People"
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Why people who jog live longer
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• cat haters
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The other people who hate war
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Capitalize, please
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Dead links in writeups
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Two people who are not touching
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• Dead people I have known
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Flaunting your sexuality
• People who don't read
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• worse things have happened to better people
• Animals people have sex with
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• People who are not anarchists
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• people who don't exist
• Taking things at surface value
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• The bored who complain
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• People want what they cannot have
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• People who love FTP
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Have You Fed the Fish?
• My paintings are all I have
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I have to return some videotapes
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• The Tomorrow People
• Relationships between two people
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Washington
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : Alberta
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Blanking famous people: a London sport
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• The Evil that befalls seemingly innocent people
• Inconsiderate People
• Perverts are people too!
• Why people die on the toilet
• People are not my personal playthings
• Chinese cave people
• all of these people are me
• An Enemy of the People, act IV.3

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