Findings:

• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• girlfriend
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
• imaginary girlfriend
• Girlfriend in a Coma
• Watching your girlfriend asleep
• His girlfriend
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
• Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
• I need a stoner girlfriend
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Fighting with your girlfriend
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• Winning back your girlfriend
• my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
• online girlfriend
• Stealing a girlfriend
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
• My girlfriend and her pillow
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Swordsman's Girlfriend
• New Girlfriend
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• Girlfriend aura
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• low-maintenance girlfriend
• driving your girlfriend home
• Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Girlfriend from Hell
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Asian Girlfriend
• Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
• Girlfriend (user)
• Your Girlfriend (user)
• perfect girlfriend
• Mexican girlfriend
• Love cookies
• Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
• My cat and my girlfriend
• girlfriend of the Singularity
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Dr. Girlfriend
• Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
• World's End Girlfriend
• Schrödinger's Girlfriend
• Canadian girlfriend
• Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
• Whiskey, Cliches, and Your New Girlfriend
• sonnet for my girlfriend
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
• Magical Girlfriend
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• Got Milk?
• You Really Got Me
• I got the babel fish!
• You've got mail
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Got
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I've got the Internet
• Got to buck
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Got Beer?
• The Statue Got Me High
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got a little list
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• You've Got Stalkers
• The one that got away
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• Everything got me fired!
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I got pierced
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Have I Got News for You
• Johnny Got His Gun
• We've Got Tonight
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Amidala Got Back
• Blue Got Up
• Why I got my tattoo
• Got root?
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I got a good feeling!
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• How Pac-Man got his name
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• The Songs That Got Away
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Everyone's got their drug
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• You've got another think coming
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Got prostate cancer?
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• The Paul Lynde Halloween Special
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• I got your nose
• Got Self Esteem?
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• I Got Six
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• i got the wound, if you got the salt
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• I've Got the World on a String
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• We've got company
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• You've Got A Friend
• Ya Got Trouble
• I Got Rhythm
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• i got nothin (user)
• I gots a Weasel
• I got a 1400 on the SAT
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• Freddy Got Fingered
• Your cable TV just got better!
• The day Wendy's snake got away

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