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Pat the Beastie
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by
junkpile
Tue Nov 07 2000 at 17:40:33
copyright
1993
Henrik Drescher
.
Hyperion Books
for Children. Board book, but a parody, not really for kids, though they'll like it too.
Pat the Bunny
is an innocuous baby book, non-offensive and sweet. Hey, let's write a parody!
I adore Pat the Beastie, for its humor and for having done its homework. Every page is a direct corrolation to the same page in Pat the Bunny. Instead of patting Bunny's fur, we
yank
the fur of Beastie. The
innocent Bunny peekaboo
turns into ripping the
shower curtain
aside, revealing poor shivering maligned Beastie. Where Bunny waves and coos,
Beastie devours the kids who pester him.
And oh yes, the book includes a charming cutaway view of Beastie's stomach, to reveal the kids inside, bugeyed and screaming.
Listen, this book involves
pokeable worm boogers
. You
like
pokeable worm boogers!
printable version
chaos
Pat the Bunny
How to remove roommates from showers
Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
Henrik Ibsen
Vibrator Warning
Drinking beer in the shower
The world was designed for giant squid
Sea pig
s/he
1993
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