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• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• nothing but net
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Close, but no cigar
• butt (user)
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• noman butt (user)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• pretty, but
• fun size
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• Worlds of Fun
• Fun stuff in piano playing
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• The Everything2 Ten-Year Anniversary Contest for Fun and Awesomeness
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• tragic but brave
• War is hell but men like it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• nothing but (user)
• Pretty Butt (user)
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• Fun with NetMeeting
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Dangerous Fun
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• But who codes the coders?
• Butt weld
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Damn everything but the circus!
• You say you love; but with a voice
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• dead, but longing to touch
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Happy Fun Ball
• As much fun as watching paint dry
• Monster Fun
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• War is only fun on screen
• blue fun (user)
• There is no god but God
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• equal but opposite
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• executed but never exposed
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Butt Memorial Bridge
• butt slut
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting.
• fun with translations
• research is fun
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• The Fun They Had
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt crack of dawn
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Flattered, but deceived
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Newington Butts
• We had no bait but our tongues
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Eating Babies for Fun and Profit
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• eating with your fingers is more fun
• All the fun of the fair
• Fun With Drugs (user)
• Everything But the Girl
• cigarette butt
• But what are they really thinking?
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• rising butt
• Boudreaux's Butt Paste
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• ass butt (user)
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• Sex for fun
• Gangster Fun
• Fun ways to annoy your Chief in the US Navy
• This isn't fun anymore
• Pebbles Vol 4: Summer Means Fun
• Fun Jen
• butt log
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But life is subjective.
• less fun than the packaging
• Staple Gun Fun
• Math for Fun and Profit
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• hydrofluoric acid poisoning
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale

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