Findings:

• How did I get here, Sarah?
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• Get one's goat
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• No one gets out of this life alive
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• No One Gets Left Behind
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Britain Entering World War I
• I did not get the news
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• When did the World get so old?
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Where did you get that hat?
• Life. Get one. (user)
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
• How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Herbs to get in touch with the element of fire
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• The Get Well Soon
• Mr. Stinky gets lucky
• Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
• see what u get (user)
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• Privacy Is Dead - Get Over It
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
• One
• One-Winged Angel
• Add One to Cobol
• No one knows my plan
• Commerce One
• Of our Methods of Recognizing one another
• Surah 74 The Cloaked One
• Hello, Little One
• Grand Rapidians - Part One
• The One Tree
• You are at the peak of your powers to destroy and heal, O Blazing One.
• And One
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• One More Murder
• There can be only one
• Natural One
• One Evil Bitch (user)
• A Vindication of the Rights of Woman: Chapter One
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• One Case One Kill
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• UK Number One singles of 1968
• UK Number One singles of 1995
• SimCopter One
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• One Hit Wonderland
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• A Manual Dexterity: Soundtrack Volume One
• young one
• One Impulse from a Vernal Wood
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• The Lost One (user)
• just one second hold (user)
• One Canada Square
• one shot (user)
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Salad for One
• One Two, Buckle My Shoe
• One Pretty Song (user)
• Why did the chicken cross the playground?
• Teen Angst: Take One
• Let's not, and say we did
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Why did the girl fall off the swing?
• Did I do that?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• 15 will get you 20
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• How to get a pseudo random .signature
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• How to get more out of Psi
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• Get Lost
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Need to get out more
• Death Gets A Website
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• Get a Life
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• qanat get there from here
• One Shot One Kill
• one time password
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 9
• Bent one
• Grab a hot one
• One character error
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter one
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• three in one hand
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• No One Knows Who I Am
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book One: Poemandres, The Shepherd of Men
• Winter's Tale I.ii
• The More Loving One
• the one (user)
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• One British Royal Marine is worth 100 Taliban Soldiers!
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• One and a Half Stages to Orbit
• E2 to your handheld, one node at a time
• UK Number One singles of 1979
• Unicode One
• One if by land, two if by sea
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Insulin-like growth factor one
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• One World, One Dream
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Three Dreams, One Weekend
• One Million Years A.D.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• one bald guy (user)
• How to abolish one of the United States
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• Ohm puns
• How did we come to this?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• The drugs get you ready

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