Findings:

• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• Our warning signs will protect us
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• One word that will make others laugh
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• we will replace the stars with machines of our own creation
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• You know our love will not fade away
• I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
• He will bring us goodness and light
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• Drive: The Surprising Truth About What Motivates Us
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• Sodom and Gomorrah: What about the kids?
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• we will laugh as your buildings crumble, we will dance as your cities burn
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• our kid
• All About Us
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• Forgive us, our instructors are foreigners
• Let us be our own pornographers
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Forgive us our trespasses... (e2poll)
• Someday, I will be strong
• Someday it will amount to a letter.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• Why I will not fly US Airways anymore
• Love Will Tear Us Apart
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Our world will change
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• About Us
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Kids R Us
• Just Us Kids
• LAUGH OUR FLOPPY SUNHATS OFF
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• the world will be remade in our image
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• Giving our kids something to rebel against
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Legislation to save us from our own stupidity
• and we will walk till our feet ache
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• and our dreams will break the boundaries of our fears
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• will our souls remember where we said we'd meet?
• let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• Warning: you will die someday
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
• someday a real rain will come
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
• To the girl I will meet someday
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Misconceptions about our conception
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M

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