Ouchy the Clown is a 38 year old, bisexual man based in San Francisco. Ouchy has achieved some measure of fame due to the unusual professional services he provides.

Ouchy is a triple threat in the adult clown domain, providing:

• Professional Dominant Service - Everything you would expect from an experienced pro dom evil clown:
  • beatings
  • hot wax
  • Straight razor shaving
  • jokes!
• Meeting Facilitation - As a licensed meeting facilitator, Ouchy will assist with brainstorming, conflict resolution, and organizational development, all while in full clown garb. Has run the Town Hall meetings for the Burning Man event.
• Disc Jockey - Ouchy will spin scary ambient, loungecore, difficult listening and more. Pretty much guaranteed to make your party a memorable one!

Ouchy's rates are currently $100 US/hr, with a 2.5 hour minimum. The official Ouchy website at http://www.ouchytheclown.com has more information, and contact info.

And sorry parents, he doesn't do children's birthday parties.