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• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• To be or not to be
• Suicide's Note
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• suicide note
• lost, or trying to be
• Or at least it used to be
• Note to self: be nice
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Cary Money's suicide note
• Be a model or just look like one
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I must die or be better
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Kurt Cobain's Suicide Note
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Money: A Suicide Note
• Be there or be square
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Noted
• bread and butter note
• Mental Notes
• Notes on Camp
• Bobby Orr
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Ten stars or so
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Confusing yes or no answers
• The King's Camelopard, or, The Royal Nonesuch
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Liberty, equality, fraternity or death!
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
• Join or Die
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• Lord Boyd Orr
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Live or Die
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Actively or Passively?
• suicide by Fillet O' Fish
• Tel-Aviv Suicide Bombing, 06/01/2001
• Morality of suicide
• Apple Cinnamon Suicide
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Information cannot be owned
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• So mote it be
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Glory Be
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Peace be with you
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• Be your own man
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• We are what we pretend to be
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• This node should be filled with bees!
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• garbage collection
• Garbage collection vs. manual memory management
• A/Collection
• eighth note
• Ozma of Oz: Authors Note
• Hell notes
• Notes from the Underground: Underground I
• deep note
• Red or Blue Pill
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• or what?
• I may or may not have been naked
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Somewhere or Other
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Clotel; or, The President's Daughter
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
• Death or the dawn
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Hex; Or Printing in the Infernal Method
• suicide squeeze
• Suicide Squad
• Suicide Isn't Painless
• quantum suicide
• Suicide in Scandinavia
• eternity would be boring
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Laundry should be free
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• The mountain could be home
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why I won't be at commencement
• not to be taken away
• I seem to be a verb
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Be Frugal
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• Rest and be thankful
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Things never were what they used to be
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!

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