Device created by Navin R. Johnson to keep your glasses on your face, and to provide a convenient handle to grab them by to take them off. The Opti-Grab was a curved pice of metal with a curved pad that connected to the bridge of your glasses, with the pad resting on your nose. This provided extra support and allowed you to grab it an take your glasses off with one fluid motion as Navin demonstrates in the movie.

The Opti-Grab had an unfortunate side effect in that it made the wearer cross-eyed. Thus Navin R. Johnson was sued and lost all his money.

"Damn these glasses!"

"Yes, sir! (points to glasses) I damn thee!"

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