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• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• Only Fools and Horses
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I did not say it would make sense
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Not only pirates say "Arrrr"
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• A hollow voice says fool
• If only men would listen!
• it would be hilarious if only
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• fool saint
• Frank Fools Crow
• Nicholas De Genova
• The only winning move is not to play
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Your only fault is your humanity
• text only
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Close only counts in Horseshoes
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• The only thing that I look forward to is my own death.
• My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Kids say the darndest things
• Gods say the darndest things
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Some Might Say
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I would kill my mother
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Chain of Fools
• Nobody's Fool
• For entertainment purposes only
• rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Only perl can parse Perl
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Women only like me for my mind
• Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
• Things Never to say to your kids
• say (user)
• Brian says
• Don't say the B-word
• Thigh Says No (user)
• I must say, you present all kinds of wonderful thoughts
• Baron Say
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• All Fools' Day
• Greater fool theory
• Fool's parsley
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• Beauty is only skin deep
• I was only following orders
• The only thing that life is missing is the background music
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• read only
• one and only (user)
• Love creates. Hatred only destroys.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Only your ink stains on her skin
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• "Don't worry," he says
• What tech support reps should not say to customers
• Jean-Baptiste Say
• Seven words you can say on television
• Say A Prayer
• What Would Jesus Do?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Mind without body
• I would like
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• What would Nietzsche do?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Ship of Fools
• fool credit
• acid fool (user)
• Write only memory
• For Your Eyes Only
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Some names belong only to you
• For Surface Transport Only
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• I'm Only Sleeping
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• There is only now
• "hunt and peck" isn't the only alternative to your "proper way to type" you elitist prick!
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• Needless to say, it is my favorite dream
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• I didn't know what to say
• Words we can't say anymore
• They say it's never too late
• Look and Say sequence
• How to say "Nice to meet you"
• my kisses say something
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• Fools Die
• April Fools' RFCs
• April Fools (user)
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• Programmable Read-Only Memory
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• There can be only one
• For external use only
• Only a Mother
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Never say die
• Saying what you mean, meaning what you say.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Say When
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Can I Say
• i wont say a w0rd (user)
• The mere fact that something is true is not a good reason to say it.
• Say What You Want
• The best kind of bartender
• What would EDB do?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• The dog who would not come in
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• It is better to be thought a fool
• you are a fool to the stage, a rough sheet of paper in the pocket of pink dress, a remnant of another life
• Only
• Not Heaving from my Ribb'd Breast Only
• My Only Friend
• the only person in the room
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• Memoir: C'mon, Man, It's Only a Safety Pin!

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