• Ski piss
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The Wild Colonials
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• The most engine failures in one flight
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I've Seen Everything
• My most depressing and most inspiring moment in teaching
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I've been smoking ever since
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• My most disturbing dream ever
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I've Seen It All
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• He who dies with the most toys wins
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• The most confusing bet ever
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• One learns the most when teaching others
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• the one single thing I regret losing the most
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Dick Green
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• pointless HTML in email
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• I've Seen Your Picture
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• The bravest man I've ever known
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• The Most Dangerous Game
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• World's Biggest Most Dangerous Lily Pad
• The most important person in history
• The Longest and Most Meaningless Movie in the world
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 5
• One of the Heroes
• Give one a cuff
• Live one
• Pop one's nuts
• Surah 74 The Cloaked One
• Hello, Little One
• One Art
• Pour one out for your dead homies
• one silent second
• The All Your Eggs In One Basket recipe for imperial annihilation
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• There's no point unless you make one
• The Alphabet, Episode One
• Things one should do while naked
• Crumar Bit One
• living in one room
• A Tandy, a BASIC disk, and one bored kid
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Tango for One Legged People
• Dinner for One
• One Night in a Jamesway -- Antarctica
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• UK Number One singles of 1975
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• One of a kind
• one drop rule
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• One More Victim
• One Church of the Categorical Imperative
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• One (user)
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• wise one (user)
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• How does one love the dead?
• oh ever so slowly
• Nothing ever changes
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• Johnny Evers
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
• I've got a little list
• I've developed a new skill
• Currier and Ives
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• The most beautiful woman on Earth
• Most used English words
• trying to manage grace in the most graceless moments
• the most erotic and secret places of my mouth
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• One Foot in the Grave
• At one
• No one says anything important during the day
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• One Tree Hill
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter three
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Making lunch for a loved one
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• one who sleeps with mothers
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• One Piece
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Four Seasons in One Day
• One Shroom, Two Shroom, Red Shroom, Blue Shroom
• Early One Morning
• Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
• Who is Number One?
• A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another

If you Log in you could create a "One of the funniest and most depressing things I've ever seen" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.