• Hitler has only got one ball
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• more than one of you has accidentally sodomized a ficus
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Give one a bit
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• It has bits of marrow sticking to it, and blood, and beautiful bright-green flies.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Blood Sister: One Tough Nun
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Crumar Bit One
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Bit One
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Each one has their own story
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• No one can be in two places at once
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• No one has died
• Be a model or just look like one
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No one can be totally logical
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Rebeca Martinez
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• Soul Sickness One: Anonymity
• The Nameless One
• one brief moment of bliss
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• three in one hand
• to be
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• Too good to be true
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Four Seasons in One Day
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• That One Girl (user)
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Early One Morning
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• DC One Million
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• To be rich is glorious
• One Life to Live
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Role of Women in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• One who knows does not speak
• Automobile tire pressure
• UK Number One singles of 1962
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• UK Number One singles of 1992
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• The ones who watch
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• No one's garden
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• One hand in the other
• Be Five
• Looking at plums to quench one's thirst
• If I could be someone
• How to be a troll
• Night of the Living Jeopardy! Champion: Round One
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• McLean Hospital and Unit One
• I am blind when I want to be
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• One Night With The King
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• The Lost One (user)
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Adventures in veterinary school: Year One
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Ashamed to be Australian
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• The MTA That Used To Be
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• I want to be caught
• at square one in a bed for two
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• Sindarin "to be"
• How to survive a science fair
• So you want to be evil
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• How to be a badass
• How to be a geek
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• The weft, the fabric yet to be, stretches away.
• Be ye perfect
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I be Poltergeist
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits
• Tasty Bits from the Technology Front
• bits (user)
• spit the bit
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• September has such a feeling
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• The pretty girl has no friends
• A man has died
• What has disappeared
• He who has ears, let him hear
• in a sanctuary of geeks, not one solution
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 5

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