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• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• One day we will burn
• And then one day you wake up
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I worked a carney show for a day
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• One quiet, unassuming day
• the will to work
• I love how Everything2 doesn't show up in Google results
• The Man with One Red Shoe
• Back up your work on Everything2
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• The Fat Man
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Muck Up Day
• my day will come_root (category)
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• OMAC, the One Man Army Corps
• A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
• One Bright Day
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Four day work week
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• Me and the Fat Man
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• diariEnding a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.sis
• For the Anniversary Day of One's Conversion
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• I Will Show You Fear in a Handful of Text: The 2005 Halloween Horrorquest
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Four Seasons in One Day
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• One Day in September
• Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• One Man Army
• How one man could control the Senate
• I always wanted to get married one day
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• One Got Fat
• One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
• Shut up, Little Man!
• A genocide begins with the killing of one man
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• I will show you fear in a handful of dust
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Asian Man Records
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• A good day's work
• The Illicit "This Writeup Will Self-Destruct in 3 days" nodermeet of snuggling and doom
• maybe everything will work out after all
• So, which one of you is the man?
• Deception - Day One
• Peace One Day
• Six Days of War: June 1967 and the Making of the Modern Middle East
• My RPG will be a work of art
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• The Bald Man and the Fly
• Rough day at work
• Give one the works
• If No One Will Love Me
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Greater East Asian War
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• Just One Of Those Days
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• One up
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• These go to eleven
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep, eight hours for what we will
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• The Eight Hour Work Day
• One man's trash is another man's treasure
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• And on the eighth day, man created God
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Day One's Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• Return of the Fat Man
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• One Dimensional Man
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• the one armed man (user)
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• East Asian Width
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
• Operation Day's Work
• Works And Days
• Fat Man
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king
• How many cock rings does one man need?!
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• One man went to mow
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• One Chord Guitar Man
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• One man can make a difference
• The faith of one man
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Don't give up your day job
• The Show Will Run And Run
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• One of those days
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• give me one night to show the savage
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Man with one leg shoe dream man
• one man band
• One man's trash
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Bald Man (user)
• Day One
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The Man Show
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• One word that will make others laugh
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.

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