Findings:

• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• There can be only one
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• So much road kill
• The words no one can find
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• Before time takes each year
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Kill time before it kills you
• Ski piss
• As Much As You Can
• With this plant I can take on the world
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• One letter can make all the difference
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Can You Take Me Back
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Ground rush
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• These are the only hands I can give
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• Before They Are Hanged
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Dry bones can harm no one
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Can I masturbate too much?
• What we think we know can kill us
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Smoking can kill you
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• One man can make a difference
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• I can only speak for myself
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Only perfection can break your heart
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Only Nixon can go to China
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• How much more can we bear?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Angels can take the form of inanimate objects
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• One last thing before I go
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I can do much better than this
• I will kill you if I can
• No one can be totally logical
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• Only perl can parse Perl
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The Library Book
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• we can take them
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Squash can kill you
• old books can tell more than one story
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Photography and religion
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• talking can only give you away
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• No one can be in two places at once
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I hold you where no one else can go

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