Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Once you are real you cant be ugly except to people who don't understand"

• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• People who don't read
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Capitalize, please
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• people who don't exist
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• play dumb
• Music need not be popular to be good
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't Be Afraid
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I don't need to be loved by you
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The man who refused to be King
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• we can all just be around other people
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• Martha Be Real
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Don't be an IM phantom
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't be sad
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• No one can be in two places at once
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• What the American people want politics to be
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• let's be real
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Who Will Be There
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• don't be absurd (user)
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Don't Be Evil
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• I don't want to be successful
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• we can't all be rock stars
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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