Findings:

• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Once Upon a Time in China II
• A knock there was upon the door
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Once Upon A Time In The Midlands
• once upon a time in Lamu
• Once Upon a Time in Mexico
• Once Upon a Time in America
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Once upon a time
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• Was There a Time
• There Once Was a Farmer
• There was once a Man
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Once Upon a Time in China
• There was a time when I was a better person
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Once Upon a Time in the West
• There was a time before
• Once upon a time in Little Pandemonium
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Once upon a time. . .
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• She was locked in time
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Finding air where matter once was
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I was there
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• Once upon a starry,
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Where's the kaboom?
• One hour there was sunlight
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• there's a first time for everything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Was it ever there?
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
• There Was A Friend
• There was a baby in China
• Interesting Times (Wherein I Chance Upon a Cryptogram)
• Once upon a pair of wheels
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The first time I knew I was different
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Once Upon a Mattress
• Right there a song became a soundtrack for this space in time
• and there was this girl
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• I once was a clueless young noder
• every noder was once a normal human
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Upon the hills where day was done
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• what once I was
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I was in a commercial once
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• There Was No Leak
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Upon Time and Eternity
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• There will be time
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Leather-bound organizer
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• There was a man and a woman
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Once there came a man
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• I remember, there was one
• There were times better than this
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Once upon a time in Carlsbad Springs
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Where Once Life Was
• I was adored once too
• No shit, there I was
• Before you, there was me
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Before Time Was
• I was once young and had a home
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There is no time paradox
• There's a time and a place
• There was a cold day
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Once upon a place called home
• There is a different time scale
• I was a nice guy once
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Time Since XML Ticker (ticker)
• Three times the Pale Rider came
• Time Enough At Last
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IV
• The Marietta Times
• Time Vortex Coordinate System
• A step out of time

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