---Courtesy of a post on iVillage message boards by user katrinajean.---
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"
Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What
colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.
"
Gold of course", says the man proudly.
The wife responds wryely, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you
came second for a change!".