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• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Some days are meant for Gods
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Some names belong only to you
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Some people break so easily
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Some gifts are so fleeting
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Some of my best friends are
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• The struggle to retain some amount of decency in the face of extreme annoyance
• A Smoker's defense, and a request for some courtesy
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• Some of my lowest points (a memoir)
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Some Kind of Wonderful
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• John Lennon, The Hippie Fanboy, Death, and "Gimme Some Truth"
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• but these are only ripples
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• meant for your eyes only
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• some
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• some random X
• T.A.Z.: II. Some Poetic-Terrorist Ideas Still Sadly Languishing in the Realm of "Conceptual Art,"
• Some Nudity Required
• She approached me with some vague line
• Fix the fuzz with some soft
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Some who wander are lost
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• Some of my best friends are...
• Mankind is placing all of its hopes in some vehicle
• Some Elementary Comments on the Rights of Freedom of Expression
• Some girl in the woods
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• maybe so (user)
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• -some
• On some level
• Throwaway car
• Some assembly required
• Some questions for George W. Bush
• Some AI Koans
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• Some words look weird
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• You win some, you lose some
• fighting some crime
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• At some point
• Some crises reaffirm your faith in humanity
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• some girls try too hard
• --OutpostMir-- teaches you some Russian!
• some things
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Bath vs. shower
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• How to Navigate the Requiem for a Dream website with some degree of success
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• and but so
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• a love letter expressly meant for your eyes only
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• War On Some Drugs
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• some thoughts on obsession
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• in some parallel existence
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Some special characters
• I want anime hair, and then some
• some such

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