Findings:
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I have too much to say
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
- You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- The Gone, Growing in Number
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Men have feelings too
- When We Grow Up
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Too little, and far too late
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
- Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- When you blow out like a dead star
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- This pleasant tale is like a little copse
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- when all the white horses have broken free
- When I Grow Up
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
- I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- When I get like this
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- You take up too much space
- We get too tense when we drive
- Days when art is too much to bear
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- When you wake up feeling old
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- It's too late to say you're sorry
- They say it's never too late
- We like to stay up late at night
- When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
- Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
- What I want to be when I grow up
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- DRM gone too far
- I have too many clothes
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
- Adding Up Numbers
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- People have fucked up before
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- When desperate static beats the silence up
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Her hair, tangled
- So little left to say
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- When the Pope says shit
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- Too loud to pick up that flinch.
- too little too late
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- I have a Little Dreidel
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- All the fairies have gone
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- When I have female children
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- When did I lose my brave little soul?
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
- The Man Who Knew Too Little
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
- When boomboxes came with little internal mics
- Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- When we were little kids, running
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Say When
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- We get tangled up like wires
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- The night when I felt like speaking my mind
- Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- When smoke stood up from Ludlow
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
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