• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm Really Into Techno
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Why is she really here?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm Still Here
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm doing OK
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• I'm just here for the candy
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• I think you are my favorite today. Is that ok?
• What homophobia really means
• Do I really need Linux?
• Why is vanilla ice cream really plain ice cream?
• Shutting the water off for real
• Interstates which are not really interstates
• girls, it's really not funny
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• How to clean a bathroom
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• The Big Bang happened here
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• Here's Looking At You
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Show, show, show, here we go!
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• It is late here, and I am lonely.
• fairies live here (user)
• It's too crowded out here
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm a programmer (user)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I really have to do you now
• Jen, I really hate him
• This is really not a pipe
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• without really seeing them and
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• The difference between fucking and making love
• I hope you're fucking happy
• The Price is Right is Fucking Rigged
• Too Funky in Here
• Here We Have Idaho
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Here is how to make flame sing
• Forget women - here's what men want
• You see, my son, here time changes into space
• Why am I here (e2poll)
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• On My Way Here
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm falling apart
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Don't be an IM phantom
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• The Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
• Really
• How M&M's are really made
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• here
• overpaid, oversexed and over here
• Here I am again
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Here's To Shutting Up
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• entityof here (user)
• It's too damn hot here: a Melbourne nodermeet
• Your face goes here
• I find myself here
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm The Man
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• But what are they really thinking?
• really beautiful code
• Depression is a good thing
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.

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