Findings:

• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• funny oh God
• Oh, God!
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• A rich woman who hated worms, a lawyer, and my husband's memories
• Who created God?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Cut Your Hair
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Sing Praise to God Who Reigns Above
• I cut my own hair
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• God helps those who help themselves
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• god hates
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• God Hates Us All
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• cat haters
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The stranger who hates me
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• God Hates Fundies
• I hate God
• In God we trust? Who says?
• God Hates FAQs
• I hate this god damn robot
• God Hates Figs
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• god hates fags
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• Does God care who wins?
• Who are we to question God?
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• oh my god (user)
• Rednecks hating Canada
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• God hates shrimp
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• The other people who hate war
• If there is a God, I hate her
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• CUT OFF YOUR HAIR
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• cut from the cloth of god; nothing is real
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Who makes God's rules?
• Short Cuts
• The Final Cut
• Cut it out
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Kids cut the salamanders' tails off
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Cut to the breaks
• You just cut that guy off
• Death of a Thousand Cuts
• Cut Spelling
• cut and paste coding
• cut and choose protocols
• cut a tape
• long cut
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Cut off that stupid goatee and move on
• Cut The (idea) Technique up
• I cut off yossarian's finger!
• cut & shut
• measure twice, cut once
• A Chicken with Its Head Cut Off
• double cut
• Tax cuts for the rich
• cut the muster
• director's cut
• cut lob
• Cut to the chase
• Cut down on alcohol
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Cutting cake without favoritism
• Jesus is cut!
• cut scene
• Player's Navy Cut
• cut time
• Cut Man
• jump cut
• Not cut out for the Play-Doh confessional
• Your bitter victory cuts like a knife
• How to cut copper pipe
• crew cut
• Veins to the cut, pain in the gut; veins to the tip, everything's hip
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
• cross cut
• rip cut
• minimum cut
• Xen Cuts
• cut the cake
• cut corners
• cut fastball
• short cut
• Cut the deck
• How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
• Cuts of Beef
• cut lunch
• cut off
• Cut and paste writeups will die
• Cut n Shoot
• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• The Crew Cuts
• cut and dried
• paper cut
• Rough cut
• How Babs Malone Cut Down the Field
• Sumping cut
• A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure
• You have your work cut out for you
• Crossroads cut
• Lion cut
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Longs for Cutts (user)
• cheat cut
• Brachial Stun, Throat Cut
• Keeping cut flowers fresh
• snowflake cut
• branch cut
• The cut
• Paper Cuts (user)
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Koeberg and the power cuts in Cape Town
• half cut
• cutt (user)
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• New Cut
• Who made Hell?
• The middleman always takes a cut
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• cold cut
• A Pinprick is nothing like a Paper Cut
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Cut Chemist
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• cut and restored
• Cut You
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• Cut up
• The grass that needed to be cut
• cut out
• Western Philosophy is Cut in Two
• gods (usergroup)
• God of Gamblers
• God is Dead
• The Mote in God's Eye
• Gods
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• act of god

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