Findings:

• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• Send Me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• better off with him than here with me
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• send() and recv()
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Me and my big mouth
• Send me downstream
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• OBAFGKM
• Don't send me roses
• Here's my number, call me
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• Oh woe is me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• oh well (user)
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Write me well.
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Stay here with me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• See Me Through Part II
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• May those who are born after me
• Jesus Loves Me
• Me and My Egg Roll
• People confuse me
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Take it from me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Far From Me
• Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• Don't Pass Me By
• Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City: A Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I've Never Been to Me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Come Talk To Me
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• The full moon made me do it
• Save me (user)
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• me, now and again
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Above you, below me. (e2poll)
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• The me I hope to become
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• You died for me
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Spanish Boots of Spanish Leather are Haunting Me
• This Is Me Smiling
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• House passes anti-adult bill
• Bill Sears
• Bill Chase
• Bill C-36
• Me, on a stage, fighting
• Clean bill of health
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• Bill Virdon
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Bill Clinton's Speech at the Democratic National Convention, 2004
• Tell me a story about plains
• Bill Backer
• Bill Hader
• Freezing Fresh Herbs
• FULL MOON SHINE DOWN ON ME
• Deep sea salvage using fresh water balloons
• Oh, deer!
• 97.1 KEGL's 2nd Annual Big Fuckin' Deal in Dallas, Texas
• Oh, my car!
• Strangeways, Here We Come
• Put Your Hand Here
• Here and Now
• oh my my, oh hell yes
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• I would like to bring you here
• Online flirting will send you straight to hell
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• send lawyers, guns and money
• Show, show, show, here we go!
• well
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I am well. And you?
• It is late here, and I am lonely.
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• fairies live here (user)
• I'm so tired fuzzy skipping across my own self-populated ocean of an instant replay
• It's too crowded out here
• Quantum well
• Builth Wells
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• You Really Got Me
• Get Well Soup
• they're all the same except for me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• mini me (user)
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Nemo me impune lacessit
• Plead for me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Can you hear me flailing
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Walk Like Me
• Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Tell me about your faith
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Country music videos confuse me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Somebody once asked me...
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• So help me God
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Marry Me a Little
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Why old people piss me off
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Bring Me to Life
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Write me a City - a Creativity Quest (document)
• Hug me hello
• I'm Just Me (user)
• give me one night to show the savage
• yep thats me (user)
• when you're ready to touch me again
• think of me now

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