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• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Before the World was Made
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• Before you, there was me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• This node was made for you and me
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I was a homeless bum
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Experience has made me bitter
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Oh look, breasts
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Now it was personal
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• My wife made me sexy!
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Look with me at the stars
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Oh, No! It's Devo!
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• That Was Then, This is Now
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Look mom, no hands!
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• There is no dream but this.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Don't look now
• She looks at me and she laughs
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Long Gone Before Daylight
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• My way of showing love was consumption
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Frilly putty in me now
• From where the sun now stands, I will nodeshell no more forever.
• OBAFGKM
• Before Me
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• There was a land where lived no violets
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• kill me now (user)
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• 80s music made me gay
• Nothing can stop me now
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Look before you leap
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• There Was No Leak
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.

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