Findings:
- How to scream when no one is looking
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- man when you are telling me how it was
- when did we forget how to play?
- When you want me and how you want me
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- Who what when where why & how
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Oh, so that's how it is
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Oh see how thick the goldcup flowers
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- Oh How I Love Thee
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Oh dear, how sad, never mind
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Oh My Lord, My Son Is Dating A...
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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