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• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• all it cost him was a Penny
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• What the hell was she thinking?
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• November 4, 1995
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• The world was black and white
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• If it is a kind and warm shoulder you are leaning against, any cold brick wall is the best place to sit.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• It Was an Ancient Place, and a Holy Place
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• you were an angel and i was an angel
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• No shit, there I was
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• All you ever did was let it happen
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• The lawn was white with doctors
• There was a land where lived no violets
• I was into them after they were hip
• I remember when all this was trees
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• some say he was never here at all
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• I was told you were very pretty
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Trompe
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• All he left her was alone
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• When I was young Time had no wings
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• There Was No Leak
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• It was not death, for I stood up
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Dumb laws
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I don't think the sun was up
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• the seven hills of Rome
• wa
• Vancouver, Washington
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Was (Not Was)
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Music was better in the old days
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• The Walrus was Paul

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