Findings:

• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Not so hot
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• she's so virginal in her bodily extortion
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• So her hat does not blow away
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I can see her face
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Can You Forgive Her?
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Morrison's Lament
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
• All the good recipes begin "fry an onion in bacon grease"
• So bashful when I spied her
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• haylee is so hot (user)
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• So I let her go
• What makes her so cute?
• Her name is Claire
• Bacon. French fries. Chives.
• hot ass chris (user)
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass

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