Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "O that there were heavenly paths by which to steal into another existence and into happiness!"

• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• I was into them after they were hip
• spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
• You, there! Come into the light!
• whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
• Fossils were put there by God
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• Into the Another World
• Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Swimming pool injury
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• into the deep end in a few short words
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• wander off into otherness
• Out of the blue and into the black
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
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• Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• pushing farther into the west
• Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• A study on male behavior in public restrooms
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• Steal Everything (Six by Six)
• "Clockwork" (noun) - The mechanisms by which a clock functions.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Sensei's recipes
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Somehow my life falls into place
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Assimilate your goldfish into Everything
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• absorbing your mind into an object. safer.
• An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations
• My withdrawal into myself
• Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
• Coming into Los Angeles
• Kurt Vonnegut books made into movies
• seal clubbing
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• The Trial by Existence
• There is a house by the sea
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun
• Lila, an Inquiry into Morals
• Snap into a Slim Jim
• take into account
• Indelibly burned into my memory
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• jump off into never-never land
• whisper into the graveyard
• The art of stuffing people into boxes
• How to avoid a car accident
• Into the Fire
• all that is solid melts into air
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• I will stare into this box
• The long term consequence of putting fish genes into watermelons
• Try not to look into my eyes
• Deeper Into The Mountains
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Pathways Into Darkness
• All my possessions packed into a few boxes
• Lean into the Coma
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Falling into a Black Hole
• Into the Mystic
• Into Open Sky
• urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• getting into a fight in high school
• The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• words hiss into me
• Erewhon : Chapter VI - Into Erewhon
• A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
• Thoughts on a beer run into the Quarter on a Saturday night
• Into My Arms
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• There By the Grace of God
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• There will never be another you
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• The corporate existence as yet another a way of avoiding life
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• My body falling into stars
• NiGHTS into Dreams
• Into the Woods
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything
• Into Battle with The Art of Noise
• Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything
• Once More Into the Bleach
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• run into the ground
• Climbing a Stone Bowl into Fire
• Run and turn into butter
• Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
• Turning moJoe into a jar of lemon-flavored pickles
• Falling Into Infinity
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
• Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
• An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• vanish into thin air
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• Into the light
• Jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch repeatedly
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• There is another theory...
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face

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