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• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I really have to do you now
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• You can't have everything
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I have to return some videotapes
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• it is your turn now
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Let us now praise bad girls
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I told you I love you, now get out
• Now You See It
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• serenity now!
• Tomorrow Now
• If Not Now
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• do what now?
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Now I'm Nothing
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Now and just this moment, as is, in the present. Yes.
• Now hollow fires burn out to black
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• I am stalking your girls now
• What do we do now, mother machine?
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• Have a nice day
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I have no hair
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I have this delusion
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• A reason to drink
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• have (user)
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We have science and confidence
• I have glimpses that are novels
• Nothing can stop me now
• Now you're on the trolley
• and now back to your regularly scheduled test pattern
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Where Are They Now?
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• hell is now love_root (category)
• should i pretend now everything is fine?
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Let's all have an orgy!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• does X have the buddha nature?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Why we have two ears
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• I have a Little Dreidel
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• things you wouldn't have believed
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Anarchy Now!
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• What's the matter NOW?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• O Sacred Head, Now Wounded
• Millions now living will never die
• Fish Now
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Now that I've told you
• We Have Explosive
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Here We Have Idaho

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