Findings:

• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• O Sacred Head, Now Wounded
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Best smoke I've ever had
• if I had known then what I know now
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• I've had you here before
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• Now that I've told you
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Elephant Memory Systems
• Elephant
• Elephant penis joke
• elephant graveyard
• pink elephant
• white elephant
• Elephant and Castle
• African elephant
• Indian elephant
• Sea elephant
• Water elephant
• The Fifth Elephant
• Elephants, Grapes & Pickles
• The Lion, Jupiter, and the Elephant
• elephant gun
• Tell me a story about elephants
• elephant seal
• Drawbacks of the use of elephants as assault weapons
• Misuse of Elephant Telephones
• Surah 105 The Elephant
• hamsters named elephant
• Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald, Tennessee
• elephant wire
• Melancholy Elephants
• The Elephant Man
• Are you real elephants?
• elephant ears
• Jumbo the Elephant
• Elephant Walk
• Elephants can't jump
• elephant lizard
• elephants are contagious
• The Blind Men and the Elephant
• Jade Elephant
• white elephant sale
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• The Elephant
• Undercover Elephant
• social reality (and cute elephants)
• Audrey and the Elephant
• Year of the Elephant
• Thomas Edison Electrocutes an Elephant
• The Elephant Elevator Operator
• The Elephant Dance
• Elephant's foot
• ...And now, here.
• How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
• The Elephant and Wheelbarrow
• Asian elephant
• Stegodont Elephant
• Elephant Woman
• The Elephant Riders
• Elmer the Safety Elephant
• Elephant garlic
• The Pink Elephant Effect
• War elephant
• Fish and Elephant
• Elephant Rocks
• The Elephant Vanishes
• How many elephants
• The Democratic donkey and the Republican elephant
• Elephant Parade
• Lucy the Margate Elephant
• elephant (user)
• how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
• Elephant's Gerald
• Pad elephant
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• White Elephant (user)
• Hills Like White Elephants
• Elephant jokes
• Elephant Bird
• Elephants Dream
• Elephant grass
• war elephant (user)
• Dreaming Elephants
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• Elephant in the room
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Dali knew elephants and monsters that Bukowski never drank away
• Shooting An Elephant
• paper elephants
• a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
• North African Elephant
• Cage The Elephant
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
• Imagine there is no elephant
• elephant funeral
• looking at an elephant through a kaleidoscope
• Water for Elephants
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The best teacher I ever had
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• you had to be there
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The death of a man I had never known
• I had my balls shaved
• had a few
• The nuns had it coming
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.

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