Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Not his real name. He probably told me it once, but heck if I remember."

• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• He called me Sarah once
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• He brings me books like flowers
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He weaves his words
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• He flops over and bonks his head
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He held my hand - once
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• He Knows Not Their Names
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Surely he would remember this
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He Hate Me
• Nobody for me but you
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• He loves me, he loves me not
• The axe forgets but the tree remembers
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever

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