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• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Since when am I a size 6?
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• With our thoughts we make the World
• I look better when I am wet
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• I am blind when I want to be
• These are the days when birds come back
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• When to wear a corset
• When I am stronger than now
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• When am I an adult?
• If 0=1, then I am the Pope
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I am nothing but my sins
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• When I am King
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• you breathe when your body makes you
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I am but higher
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Myself When I am Real
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Back when grunge was still cool
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• When I went back in time to kill you
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• When I am an old woman
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• To wear nothing but steam
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• i know you are but what am i
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• When I am dead, my dearest
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• back when our blood was still warm
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I am but a moth before your flame
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• When I am an old man
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When the jungle took the city back
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Not atheist, but what then?
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Small but still a person
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• make love
• Make a joint
• Too much school makes us crack
• The color that makes you look good
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• How to make your windscreen washers rotate
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Wiener Schnitzel
• Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
• Lazy Shepherds Pie
• How to make oboe reeds, Part I
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• Tarragon chicken
• How to make a knife
• Following the path of least resistance is what makes the river crooked.
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• make every guy want you girl next door attractive cost
• Data Protection Laws
• Small Business Job Protection Act
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• You Am I
• I am not a big sister anymore
• thought
• I am pointing a gub at you
• Right now I am floating
• Food for thought as carnivorous robot is born
• I am not hitting on you
• Thoughts on symbolism
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• CrushLink
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• I never really thought about it
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• Thoughts for Oliver on His Death
• I Am a Child of God
• A brief history of economic thought
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• I am a product of my environment

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