Findings:

• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Kids these days
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• None of these are permanently scarred.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• The Get Up Kids
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• As Good As It Gets?
• What you see is what you get
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Unscrewing a bottle cap
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• How to get to sleep
• How to escape domestic violence
• Let's Get Solsticed! A Midwinter's Nodermeet in Melbourne
• Get Behind Me Satan
• marxists get crazy laid
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• Get Lamp
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• My self-image hurts him
• Crackerjack Kid
• Kid Koala
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• Rock and pop songs with kids in the chorus
• Kid's Story
• The Sundance Kid
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• The 35th Room
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• These are the Times that Try Men's Souls
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• Down These Mean Streets
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• You learn to shoulder them, these cow ghosts
• Can we all just get along?
• Get a tail
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Getting rid of start menu items
• How to get good in-flight service
• You will get yours
• How to get a date in France: 2
• Get with the program, pigeon
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• to get along
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• Koji Gets His Wish
• Light Fuse Get Away
• Get down to tin tacks
• To park your motorbike illegally, and to get away with it
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• Life. Get one. (user)
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• How books get into libraries
• we get signal
• Go get a pair of B-A Elevens
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• When sex hurts (Men)
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Sour Patch Kids
• a little thought for college kids
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle
• Dodo the kid from Outer Space
• what the kids did for love:
• Helping your kid brother die
• Options for smart kids in high school
• Apple Kid (user)
• Those (Naughty) Kids on Meerkat Manor
• Sixpence None the Richer
• These I Singing In Spring
• These people are not your friends
• These are some of the best nights of my life
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• all of these questions need answering
• These Boys Are Not Well Treated
• These are their future good old days.
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Where did you get that hat?
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Getting free pizza
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Atheist children get presents day
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The drummer always gets laid
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• Get the Picture
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• We get tangled up like wires
• Somewhere in Pennsylvania, another angel gets its wings
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Get the Hottest, Latest Accessories Trends
• Who hurt you?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Love letters that hurt to read
• computers kill kids
• Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
• Skull Kid
• The Yellow Kid
• Kid Niki: Radical Ninja
• Kid/A (user)
• kid in the lake (user)
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• None shall escape a clubbing
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• Tonic water: A rare commodity here in these parts
• No Maps For These Territories
• These living machines
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• Get a break
• Get under the bed
• How to get rid of a cold
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I get high on Jesus
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Gotta get out
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• The Get Well Soon
• Mr. Stinky gets lucky
• Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
• see what u get (user)
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• I did not get the news
• Get Better
• Obsession hurt too much
• Hurts a beer stein

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