• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Automobile tire pressure
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• To do is to be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• What to do when your brakes fail
• The goggles, they do nothing
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Eye contact at a distance
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• They will not be named!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• When should a firm stop production?
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Things never were what they used to be
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• My kisses, they do not fade
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Things every child should be taught
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• why you should never be a referee
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Ground rush
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• They Might Be Giants
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• This node should be filled with bees!
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• AI should be our top priority.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Level 2
• Food should not be luminous
• Names that should never be given to important files
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• What Should I Do with My Life?
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I should be able to remember your face
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Now you do what they told ya
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Farmer's Market
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• What is and what should never be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When you cut yourself shaving
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Should I be happy?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Chalant should be a word!
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Why should we be moral?
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• B Battery
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood

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