"Dude... Why is it when every time we smoke we see a damn cat?!"
The Cat Theory
This is a superstition of sorts that a long time friend of mine and myself have shared. Even on the trips to remote areas to smoke our favorite plant the cat theory still applies. And I hear you ask, "What exactly is the cat theory?". The Cat Theory is a phenomenon that occurs when one or several stoners decide to get high. After the smoking has started the cat theory has been set into motion. Later that day or night one or all of the people involved will see or interact with a cat at some point.
Now there has been very many arguments thrown forth trying to debunk the cat theory. This has caused me to make a short list of rules that apply to the theory.
1. The sighting of a cat may occur immediately before the smoking has occurred.
2. The sighting of a cat will occur during the remainder of the given day or time.
3. The Cat Theory only applies only to those who smoke marijuana.
4. The theory may be stretched to other species of felines (ex. Mountain Lion, Tiger, Panther, etc.)
5. If one owns a cat the theory still implies even though you may see the cat sober or not.
The summary of the cat theory is this simple fact.
Cats are in reality stoners themselves, and cannot resit the smell of their favorite chronic.