Findings:

• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Hot pursuit
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• But can you still cry like a child?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I never thought it would be like this
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I know what it's like to be dead
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• but you wanna be bad
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Nobody's fault but mine
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• may your fruit be like you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Just to see what it would be like
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Mind without body
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Look siad me Be like me
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• What it's like to be in love
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Sexist jokes
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• But I Like You
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Nobody for me but you
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• War is hell but men like it
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• She must be what cocaine is like
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Much like what music wants to be
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• What life after death will really be like
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• What it's like to be skinny

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