• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• My Company Likes Me
• Nobody Loves Me
• I like you; do you like me?
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• It kills me to watch them go
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• He brings me books like flowers
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• unfinished (like me)
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Women only like me for my mind
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• nobody will let me start a country
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• treat me like a woman
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• He Hate Me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• like you love me
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Bleed Like Me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Do you think it's me?
• Republican Like Me
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Never Let Me Go
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Eat Me
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Do you like me?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• They are telling me it is time to go
• let me hate for you
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I'll become what you became to me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Loves me like a bottle
• you make me think of death
• The music that makes me think of New York
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You like me, you really like me!
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Tell Me What You Think
• A Doll Like Me
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Don't Make Me Think
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Eat me beat me lady
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• think of me now
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Black Like Me
• You're like a brother to me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The Me Nobody Knows
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Walk Like Me
• Look siad me Be like me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dead Like Me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• the trust I place in you is still in me
• 3D cinematography - not for me
• nobody likes father-son presidential teams
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• What, me worry?
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• GP, are you with me?
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Hear me now
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Portland, Maine
• Add Me On
• listen()
• Stand by Me
• Me and My Shadow
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• May those who are born after me
• Jesus Loves Me
• They don't touch me the same way
• The Beast within me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Tell me about your faith
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• My wife made me sexy!
• Look at me, I am moving on

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