• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• At least he was gentle
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• He had something to say. He said it.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He Said, She Said
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Not what was said
• He said, expecting the answer no
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Was it ever there?
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• "Fill it in", he said.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• you know he said
• Was it something I said?
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Same as it Ever Was
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• All you ever did was let it happen
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Does this ever go away?
• Will I ever know?
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• Roller Derby
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• He never returned
• Yi he quan
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• "Shut up," he explained
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• HES 4 Game Multi-cart
• the word eat he
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• He tampered in God's domain
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• He Who Knows Everything
• mr. nobody (user)
• Nobody writes poetry about science
• 'nuff said
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Forget I said anything
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• was
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I was very, very drunk
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• She was steady
• Gizmo was insane
• The sky was green today
• Where's the kaboom?
• I was my mom for a while
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• If 6 Was 9
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• This was not my going away party
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• i think it was (user)
• It was the right thing to do.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The bravest man I've ever known
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The worst fanfic ever
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He Jin
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• Maybe He's A Christian
• He Touched My Shoulder: Bus Ride to Degradation
• Jesus He Knows Me
• 500,000 people and nobody outdoors
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• She said yes
• Chris Said (user)
• Abraham said no
• Sane
• Music was better in the old days
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was more than perfect understanding
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday

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