Findings:

• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No one has died
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• They have no bones.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• gomame no ha gishiri
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Californians have no soul
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Heart, have no pity
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Finally we are no one
• No one's garden
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Words that only have one context
• I could have been one of a two
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• God has no free will
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Our calendars have no meaning
• lying here with no one near
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They all lived happily ever after
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Have you ever thought
• Dance As If No One Is Watching
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• There's no point unless you make one
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• A community without shame has no future
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Redundancy in DNA
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They have taken enough
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Naming Windows computers
• Each one has their own story
• No One Lives Forever
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• computers have no feelings
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• MY life has no carrot
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• no one listens anymore
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• No one can be totally logical
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• No one actually cares.
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• They must have faces
• People want what they cannot have
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• No one says anything important during the day
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• No One Gets Left Behind
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The pretty girl has no friends
• I have no faith in your God
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• On the Air Because They Care
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves

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