Findings:

• Better luck next time
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Next time you leave me
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• Riots due to a power outage
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• The Fire Next Time
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Same Time, Next Year
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Let there be another next time
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• mouse ahead
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• How to Get Ahead in Advertising
• Impulsivity Vs. Planning Ahead
• ahead of the game
• ahead of the curve
• look ahead
• Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
• In the Baggage Coach Ahead
• Just go ahead
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Hard to starboard, all ahead flank
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• Go ahead, throw your vote away
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• Everything2 Update: August 2019 - Roadmap and the way ahead
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• Full steam ahead
• Be Smart, Be Safe: Plan Ahead
• Who's Next
• Next
• Star Trek: The Next Generation
• NeXT Cube
• next generation
• The next big thing
• See you next Wednesday...
• Interfacing with a NeXT monitor
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• The Next Generation
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes - Season 1
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes - Season 2
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes - Season 3
• next (user)
• The quality of my nodes decreases as I approach the next XP level
• Slayers Next
• next of kin
• The Girl Next Door
• The next 100 years according to Sir Arthur C. Clarke
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Just before you make that next move...
• On Error Resume Next
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• Loneliness is next to godliness
• Generation Next
• I saw my thermos on Star Trek: The Next Generation
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• ending prices with 99 instead of the next dollar
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• NeXT keyboard
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Technical Manual
• NeXT printer
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Which party wants to deny you your freedoms next?
• next to impossible
• The Next Karate Kid
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Close the World, Open the nExt
• Lying next to someone at night
• The Boys Next Door
• The Next Little Letter: The Vowels of the Internet
• This life is a placement test for the next
• The Next Best Thing
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• working next to a window
• The Next Messiah
• Attack of the neighbors from next door!
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
• Parable of the Next Generation
• Beyond Calculation, The Next Fifty Years of Computing - A Commentary
• Science in the Next Millennium
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes - Season 4
• The Next Episode
• Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
• OCR - the next phase
• next to of course god america i
• Yugo Next
• Waking up next to your Valentine
• The next Hampsterdance
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes - Season 5
• The Next War
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes - Season 6
• What the 'R' next to your SAT score means
• next in line
• Good News from the Next World
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The Next Hundred Years
• next door
• There are no next lives
• Next Plane To London
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Next Wave Festival
• Space Quest 5
• Send them to the next dimension
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• Next Year
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Fireplace accessories
• The Cat Next Door
• Smart Mobs: The Next Social Revolution
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• Degrassi: The Next Generation
• The next life will be better
• i keep my poetic license right next to my concealed weapons permit.
• next year in Jerusalem
• The Next Generation Episodes - Season 7
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• The Dead Next Door
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• Germany and the Next War
• next requiem (user)
• what next plotnick
• Free will is marked for deprecation in the next major revision of the transhuman prototype
• And for my next trick, I will change your opinion
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• The venom of my hate will live beyond the span of this universe to infect the next
• next gen (user)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• Codename: Kids Next Door
• Walterian Creatures: the next step in the Evolution of Intelligence?
• A sneeze on the road to next December
• The Next Great War
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• "girl next door' attractive personality
• How to break through the next locked door
• A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.
• Pencil me in for next Tuesday
• Hot Dog is King Food for Next Decade
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• Better than kicking him into next week
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• Fire next door
• You're Next
• Maddie: The Girl Next Door(Erotic Story)
• What's going to happen next?
• Puerto Rico statehood and the politics of the next election
• The Next Doctor

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