Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Never volunteer for anything unless you know exactly what it is you're volunteering for"

• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Kirby G6
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• You're never alone
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Never look like you're staring
• Violence never solved anything
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• You know you're a geek when...
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• You know you're in the SCA when
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• You're never around when I need you
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• You know you're blacked out when...
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• You'll never win anything with kids
• the clouds are beautiful, and you will never know
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• you never know
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• you're never anywhere i find you
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• Never Volunteer
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Never let the Sgt. know your name
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• You Know You're Right
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• never know who told it best
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• I never know what to do with my hands
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• u'll never know me (user)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• He'll never know what he's missing
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• If you never know, you'll never try.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I never asked to be born you know
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Say Anything
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I didn't change anything!
• No one says anything important during the day
• Human beings will believe anything
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• anything muppet
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I can make a bong out of anything
• pineapple is good on anything
• It's not supposed to be anything
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How far are you from anything?
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Stoners will smoke anything
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Forget I said anything
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Anything Worth Saying
• anything (user)
• Weddings Parties Anything
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• The man who can fix anything
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Since when did you respect anything?
• You can survive anything
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• You people will trash anything.
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Dream Anything
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Exactly Where I'm At
• it does exactly what it says on the tin
• pi is exactly 3
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
• not exactly my favorite disease
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• Everyday Is Exactly the Same
• How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
• it went exactly as she expected
• It's the End of the World as We Know It
• know
• Need To Know
• Know where your towel is

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