Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Never leave survivors if you can help it, kid. They always turn up years later, brimming with self-righteous rage, armed with ancient, eldritch weapons and the greatest fighting skills in history. Prats."

• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• English History: Henry I's later years
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• English History: William's later years
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Seven words you can never say on television
• History catching up at last
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Knowledge can never be certain
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Kids that age think they know it all
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• always remember that the obstacles in the path are not obstacles, they are the path.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You never can tell
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• They always jump off the east side
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• It always starts and ends with history
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• The 50 Greatest Players in NBA History
• never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Greatest band of year 2000 : The Beatles
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• You'll never win anything with kids
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Declaration of the Causes and Necessity of Taking Up Arms
• An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• Something I Can Never Have
• Always winter and never Christmas
• You can never get away from yourself
• you can put your arms around a memory
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Can of Sprite as a Weapon of Choice
• You too can spend four years
• You can never really escape the fire
• I never bend what I can break
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• I can always hope
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• you never can tell with bees
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Last year was always better
• Fighting against all the empty years without you
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• The Greatest Swindle in the History of Mankind
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Fucked up Facts from History
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• British Book Award for History Book of the Year
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The Get Up Kids
• Things Never to say to your kids
• kids grow up too fast
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Survivors of the Shoah Visual History Foundation
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• never certain, always moving
• Why Ancient Historians wrote history
• ancient history
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Manual of Puissant Skill at Arms
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• you can always find a razor lying in the road
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• Dialogues you can use to draw attention to your muscular arms
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• Implications of the landmine ban on restricting small arms and light weapons
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air Force
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I can hear the bloody year
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• always morning, but never breakfast
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• you can never quarantine the past
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Can I wake you up?
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• If my heart's soaking wet, boy your boots can leave a mess
• Our greatest moments of triumph are always inarticulate

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