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• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Using a command line
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have never felt more alive
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Never look like you're staring
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Imagine you're not alone
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Why channelizing a river is never a good idea
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I have never kissed a girl
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I have never
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You're never alone
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Something I Can Never Have
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• You're never around when I need you
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Never trust any machine more complex than a knife and fork
• because I have given up any care
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• you're never anywhere i find you
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• Got any ID please?
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• I can quit any time I want
• Bad Idea Jeans
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed

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