Do you pull a Romero when it comes to remembering all of those little Networking Acronyms? Well at iLs we would like to help you... Now I may be "reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me" here, however I did "break all the pipes" in my house for more "good ideas" so...

APSTNDP
Always perforate servers that never die peacefully.


ARP
Anally retentive packet.


BGP
Beating gonorrhea proudly.


ICMP
Internationally commanded man porkers.


IGRP
I gave Regis piles.


LAN
/(long anal negotiator)+/;


MAN
Mastering a nailgun.


OSPF
Operating system penial fortitude.


PAN
Passive aggressive network.


PING
Personal internet groper.


QOS
Quantity of sex.


RARP
Requesting a random packet.


RIP
Route ignoring process.


SMTP
Seen my temporal portal?


SNMP
Silly nodes make pies.


TCP/IP
Two cows pumping it pleasently.


VLAN
print "Vibrating $1";


WAN
We ate Noob Saibot.












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