• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• So, what's the problem with me?
• If you told me this never happened
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• So Sue Me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• They grow up. No one told me.
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• You were always so good to me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Tell him, she told me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• The stone that told me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• so save me (user)
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• feline allergies
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• me so cute (user)
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• So much it scares me
• Me So Horny
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• boss i wish you had told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Lies my physicists told me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I told you so
• So help me God
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Don't stand so close to me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• She told me to say that
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• What the dust told me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• My wife made me sexy!
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Give me back my bike!
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• MacGyver taught me that
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You say you love; but with a voice
• The man is bringing me down
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Bring Me to Life
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Perceive me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• bear with me
• graveyards make me wet
• its me (user)
• let me know who you are now.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• smell me (user)
• Pick Me, Pic Me, Pick Me, Pick Me Not
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• Office me
• The day he gave me a lift
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Nate on the Voting/Experience System
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Your accent is so cool
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• São Luís
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• So Close
• Fraid So (user)
• I'm so sorry
• You're so boned
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• Gays are great, so she says
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Why metal is so awesome
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Mes-
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• She approached me with some vague line
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Forget Me Not
• She misses me
• M.E.
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Turn not towards me
• Catch Me If You Can
• Let me set the record straight
• They want me for a focus group!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• Never Let Me Down Again
• /me misses sensei
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• It Hurts Me Too
• Could you have danced with me?
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Me and Will
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Color Me Badd
• Me Hearties (user)
• all your faults in me
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• And it makes me wonder
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• hurt me more (user)
• Make Me Bad
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• the trust I place in you is still in me

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