Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "My transmission is a lie. I have long since catalogued this planet in enough detail. I could have sent the signal."

• Astro City #5
• A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How could you ever have enough?
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• i have been burning for so long
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• How long have you known?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• Could I Have Been?
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Penis for a day
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I could have been Canadian
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have had enough of Survivor
• We have had enough of your beige
• How we could still have a President Trump
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• They have taken enough
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• fish have long memories
• Could you have danced with me?
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• They could have saved Kevin
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I could have been one of a two
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• We're trying to have a baby
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• You can't have everything
• I have seen the elephant
• Have a buck
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why males have nipples
• You have no socially redeeming value
• How the mighty have fallen
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Have a nice day
• She's Gotta Have It
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have no faith in your God
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Front porch, what should have been said
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• I have no hair
• Sally guests I have known
• Have you found Jesus?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• What have you been smoking?
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a tricorn hat
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Let them have Festivas
• you can't have it both ways
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• It's better to have loved and lost
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• have
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you
• We Have Explosive
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I have a dream
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The tattoo phenomenon
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I have no complaint
• When I have female children
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Baptist jokes

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